Web Weaving Wizard Gifts

The Etsy Bitsy Spider. Silk scarf.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Arts and crafts

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Gerald Ratner's return

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Websiteless -- please help.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'