Web Weaver Extraordinaire Gifts

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Arts and crafts

Writers without borders.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Charles Dickens.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

John Galsworthy

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."