Web Weaver Extraordinaire Mugs

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Writers without borders.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Arts and crafts

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Kirsten Johnson

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Charles Dickens.

John Galsworthy

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."