Web Weaver Of Tunes Mugs

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Lennon and McCartney.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Musical Web

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Computer Music

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"The times – They have a changed."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Irvine Welsh

'I think he is a composer.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

'Dang! Heck of a time to get writer's block.'

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"Don't write it!"

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Spider Clown.