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A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Musical Web

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'I think he is a composer.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Spider Clown.

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"Don't write it!"

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."