Note Weaver T-Shirts

Look vaguely familiar Webber

Lennon and McCartney.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Concert Pianist.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Baby Mozart.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Writers without borders.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Kirsten Johnson

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Musical Bicycle.

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.