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Mermaid Playing Whale's Teeth.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Lennon and McCartney.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Baby Mozart.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Musical Bicycle.

Musical Pondering.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Musical Note Nail

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Bass Clef

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Spinning Wheel

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."