Naval Notetaker T-Shirts

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

New music conference

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Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sushi Train Spotters

Sub Editor

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Musical Bicycle.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."