Naval Notetaker Gifts

Sailor Writing

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

Music downloads

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sushi Train Spotters

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Sub Editor

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Musical Bicycle.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Ideas that don't suck.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."