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'No one will turn up-this lot don't have much use for that sort of thing!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Kirsten Johnson

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Charles Dickens.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

John Galsworthy

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'