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'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

Writer's Block...please help.

'I'm not supplying you with anymore ideas until you pay me what you owe me from your last novel.'

"Your manuscript is amazing. And I'm not saying that just because you're the son of our CEO."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Lennon and McCartney.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Giant white horse.

Writers without borders.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Kirsten Johnson

Creativity

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'