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'I love the mornings...'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Lennon and McCartney.

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Giant white horse.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Kirsten Johnson

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Creativity

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Crow and fox

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Go ahead and dissect me

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'