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Samuel Schneckenreiter: Born 1939, Published 1959,1961, 1965,1972. . . Perished 2013.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Giant white horse.

Writers without borders.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Creativity

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'Is this your first book launch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Crow and fox

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.