Story Weavers Mugs

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

Writer's Block...please help.

'I'm not supplying you with anymore ideas until you pay me what you owe me from your last novel.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Giant white horse.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Creativity

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.