Surrealist Story Weaver Mugs

"Same time tomorrow."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Paul Klee

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Lennon and McCartney.

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Giant white horse.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Writers without borders.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Kirsten Johnson

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Creativity

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'