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"Same time tomorrow."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Paul Klee

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Giant white horse.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Writers without borders.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Creativity

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Kirsten Johnson

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'