Storyweaver Mugs

Garrison Keillor takes to the Witness Stand: 'Now is this the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth or just another one of your stories?'

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Swinging on a star.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

ET Mishap

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Giant white horse.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Writers without borders.

Creativity

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Is this your first book launch?'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Worm Bed