Storyweaver Gifts

Garrison Keillor takes to the Witness Stand: 'Now is this the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth or just another one of your stories?'

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Lennon and McCartney.

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

ET Mishap

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Giant white horse.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

Creativity

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Is this your first book launch?'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Go ahead and dissect me

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.