Word Weavers Gifts

'No one will turn up-this lot don't have much use for that sort of thing!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Lennon and McCartney.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Kirsten Johnson

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'It was this big. I swear'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

John Galsworthy

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

Charles Dickens.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."