Rhyme Weavers Gifts

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

How a poet works

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"