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I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"This isn't how the story went at all."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'