Web Weavers Gifts

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.'

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Arts and crafts

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'It was this big. I swear'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

unravelling your mind

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Spinning Wheel

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"I read your manuscript with interest."

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

Spider Clown.

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Spider harpist.

'Bloody showoff!'

"And you can quote me on that."