Web Weavers Gifts

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.'

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Arts and crafts

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'It was this big. I swear'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

unravelling your mind

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Spider Clown.

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"I read your manuscript with interest."

Spider Preschool.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Spinning Wheel

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."