Web Weaving Enthusiast Gifts

"I can see getting stuck in your own web, but how'd you manage to wrap yourself up, too?!"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Arts and crafts

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

Spider watching his web cam.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"I read your manuscript with interest."

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

Spider Preschool.

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

Spider Clown.

Spinning Wheel

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"