Web Weaving Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I can see getting stuck in your own web, but how'd you manage to wrap yourself up, too?!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Arts and crafts

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider watching his web cam.

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Spider Clown.

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"I read your manuscript with interest."

Spinning Wheel

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."