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"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'The Raffia Mafia.'

I quilt therefore I am

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Puppy.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Genetic Manipulation

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Spinning Wheel

"Your father helped me, too."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Come and get me, coppers!"