Basket-weaving Fan T-Shirts

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I'm a monster."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Relaxing on a sofa

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

French man holding a dish.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Stainglass Windows '33

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"I wasn't dead yet."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

"And I thought I was sappy."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Mary Raspberry

Colossus of Rhode Island

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Democratic convention.

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Soldier Camouflage

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

Fuel Carrier

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'

"Not at all. We're just breeding contempt."

"Is this shirt for guys or girls?"