Basket-weaving Fan Pillows

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I'm a monster."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Relaxing on a sofa

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

French man holding a dish.

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Stainglass Windows '33

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"I wasn't dead yet."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

Democratic convention.

Colossus of Rhode Island

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Fuel Carrier

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Nothing on a stick vendor for beavers.

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'

Soldier Camouflage

"Not at all. We're just breeding contempt."

"Is this shirt for guys or girls?"