Patterned Pants Fan Pillows

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Mr Metrosexual.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Relaxing on a sofa

Deer Cross Dressing.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I'm in for observation."

French man holding a dish.

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Real men have facial hair.

"Fruit of the Loon"

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"And so it begins!"

I love coloured tights

"And I thought I was sappy."

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Soldier Camouflage

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'I play a lot of sports.'

"Is this shirt for guys or girls?"

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.

The wrong suit

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."