Patterned Pants Fan Pillows

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Mr Metrosexual.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Deer Cross Dressing.

Relaxing on a sofa

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I'm in for observation."

French man holding a dish.

"Fruit of the Loon"

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Real men have facial hair.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

I love coloured tights

"And so it begins!"

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Soldier Camouflage

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'I play a lot of sports.'

"Is this shirt for guys or girls?"

The wrong suit

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

Moustached Man