Basket Weaver Pillows

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Arts and crafts

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Puppy.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"Moon….June Croon….Loon… …Tycoon"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Spinning Wheel

'Literature is for women and adolescents, Debbits. The rest of us do banking, full stop.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"I read your manuscript with interest."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Literary sidelight: the day Kipling tried to be Kafkaesque'

Woman Weaves a Poem

"And you can quote me on that."

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

"Good night!"

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."