Basket Weaving Aficionado Pillows

'I was just trying to coast through college and now I'm stuck with this multi-million dollar headache.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Puppy.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Pollsters

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Academia in Winter

"I love every single one of these."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Perspective

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."