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'I was just trying to coast through college and now I'm stuck with this multi-million dollar headache.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Puppy.

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Knitted Kitty.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Pollsters

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

Genetic Manipulation

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Perspective

"I love every single one of these."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Academia in Winter

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"You can probably tell we're a close knit family..."

The Knitwit...