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'Is there something I can help you with, Sir?'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Arts and crafts

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Puppy.

'It was this big. I swear'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Spinning Wheel

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Dog in basket

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Come and get me, coppers!"

"The baskets help me tidy up."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

"Good night!"

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

'Oh Suzie, I love it: It's both artistic and practical...'

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'Uh, Oh.'

I brought food!

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'

Sheep counting shepherds.