Basket Weaving Enthusiast Pillows

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'The Raffia Mafia.'

I quilt therefore I am

Arts and crafts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Puppy.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

Genetic Manipulation

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Spinning Wheel

"The baskets help me tidy up."

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Will work for grass