Cotton Wool Fan T-Shirts

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Sandy Floss

Relaxing on a sofa

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

French man holding a dish.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Quilting Bee.

Curling Rocks!

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Bird grows leaves.

Real men have facial hair.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

Piano scarf

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"And so it begins!"

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'