Cotton Wool Fan T-Shirts

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Relaxing on a sofa

Sandy Floss

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

French man holding a dish.

Quilting Bee.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Curling Rocks!

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Real men have facial hair.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Bird grows leaves.

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Piano scarf

"And so it begins!"

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

Tattoo Wings