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'You call that a web?'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Writers without borders.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Kirsten Johnson

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

'for more obit info, go to...'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Charles Dickens.

John Galsworthy

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

Forrest Gander