Web Weaver Enthusiast Prints

'You call that a web?'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Kirsten Johnson

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Charles Dickens.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

John Galsworthy

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Forrest Gander