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Spider with elaborate web.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"This one will go with everything,

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

'Termites!'

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Spider Clown.

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Spider Preschool.

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Spider harpist.

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'Bloody showoff!'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

"Your earlier work was better."

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

"I'm off the grid."

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Science web

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'