Web Weaver Admirer Gifts

Spider with elaborate web.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"This one will go with everything,

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'Termites!'

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Spider Clown.

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Spider harpist.

Science web

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

"Your earlier work was better."

'Bloody showoff!'

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"I'm off the grid."

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'