Web Weaver Gifts

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Dot to dot spiderweb.

Spider harpist.

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

'Oh Suzie, I love it: It's both artistic and practical...'

'Bloody showoff!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider Clown.

One spider seeing items caught in web to another spider: 'Love your holiday blend.'

"I love what you've done with your place."

Always wear a safety harness

Spider Plucking a Guitar

Science web

Spider with web like parachute

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"Your earlier work was better."

"I'm off the grid."

'Home?'

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

"I'll be damned – it's my Social Security number."

Man coming home to a spider

'My blog has its own blog.'

Robbie's pet spider was tired of Aunt May sweeping down all his webs,so during her nap one afternoon...

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

"It's a nice location but it needs a bit of work doing to it."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

That's the music room.

Sure, we could build a web - or we could just move in with your parents, eat them, and live there.

Maybe I should switch to decaf.

You really need to relax, Ralph.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over