Web Weaver Gifts

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Dot to dot spiderweb.

Spider harpist.

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

'Oh Suzie, I love it: It's both artistic and practical...'

'Bloody showoff!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider Clown.

One spider seeing items caught in web to another spider: 'Love your holiday blend.'

"I love what you've done with your place."

Always wear a safety harness

Spider Plucking a Guitar

Science web

Spider with web like parachute

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"Your earlier work was better."

"I'm off the grid."

'Home?'

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

"I'll be damned – it's my Social Security number."

Man coming home to a spider

'My blog has its own blog.'

Robbie's pet spider was tired of Aunt May sweeping down all his webs,so during her nap one afternoon...

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

"It's a nice location but it needs a bit of work doing to it."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Arts and crafts

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"