Note Weaver Pillows

Look vaguely familiar Webber

Concert Pianist.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Baby Mozart.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

New music conference

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Kirsten Johnson

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Is this your first book launch?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Musical Bicycle.

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.