Wool Work Gifts

Knitting.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter

Shear Love.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Wooly mammoth

Sheep Knitting.

Where steel wool comes from.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'