Wool Industry Worker Gifts

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Happy now?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

The wool club for mammoths.

"My parents hate it."

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Your father helped me, too."

My feet were cold.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'