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Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

"My parents hate it."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

My feet were cold.

'Abandon Sheep.'