Wool Production Gifts

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'It was this big. I swear'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Happy now?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

My feet were cold.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'