Wool Production Gifts

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'It was this big. I swear'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep Knitting.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Wooly mammoth

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

" know a bargain when I see one!"

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

Will work for grass

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'