Wool Crafts Gifts

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep Knitting.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Cottage Industry

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

String Theory

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."