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Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

"Your father helped me, too."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

My feet were cold.

Cottage Industry

Sheep Knitting.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

'Abandon Sheep.'

String Theory