Wool Arts Gifts

Sheep Knitting.

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Happy now?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Academia in Winter

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The wool club for mammoths.

"I love every single one of these."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Wooly mammoth

Crocheting during lockdown

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

My feet were cold.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.