Wool Arts Gifts

Sheep Knitting.

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Here's your sweater back."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

"I love every single one of these."

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Academia in Winter

Shear Love.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wooly mammoth

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Crocheting during lockdown

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Will work for grass

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'