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"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Happy now?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Academia in Winter

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Wooly mammoth

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Sheep Knitting.

My feet were cold.

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'