Wool Collection Gifts

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Academia in Winter

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep Knitting.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wooly mammoth

Will work for grass

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'