Wool Collecting Gifts

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Academia in Winter

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"My parents hate it."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep Knitting.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Wooly mammoth

My feet were cold.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"