Wool Gatherer Gifts

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"My parents hate it."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'